Egg Salad – An American Original

Some ideas arrive fully formed. Others crawl out of the refrigerator at 2:00 a.m. and refuse to explain themselves.

Egg Salad – An American Original takes the familiar rifle-and-serpent mark somewhere nobody asked it to go: flat egg-salad yellow on a black Volunteer Knitwear triblend tee.

Before becoming a shirt, Egg Salad was deployed as a psychological-operations weapon in the endless campaigns of online warfare. When arguments became too serious, positions too entrenched, and comment sections too confident, Egg Salad entered the battlespace to confuse the enemy, derail the discourse, and destroy morale through weaponized absurdity. It has no known strategic value—which has never stopped a psyop before.

This shirt is 100% made in the USA. Soft, breathable, and substantially better constructed than the joke printed on it.

Current availability is limited to ten shirts per size.